I know for a fact that many people are mislead by the government and their operations... which is what was intended. But I shall bring you the truth about these projects and their loyal leaders.

FUNDING
To start and run these projects, the government must have the money to do so. You don�t really think that the government makes all its money on taxes, do you? If so, then you need to know this!

There are several products out on the market today in which all profits, including tax, go straight to the government. Some of these products are, Crayola merchandise, Ziploc bags, and toothpaste (Especially Aquafresh).

It is also believed that Elmer�s glue and Pepridge Farm products help funding. American Furniture Warehouse gives half of its profits to the government as well. The other half will be discussed later (in the Key Players section).

The reason that these products were chosen is because they are so widely distributed among children and adults alike, and almost no American home can be found without at least one of the known products that fund the government.

The government seems to be moving into a downward spin with its debts to the UN, so I believe that they will soon find more products in which to fund these debts. If not already used as funds, I predict that the hot selling Pok�mon merchandise will be added to the roster.

Key Players
While many people play a small role in the government such as the workers, there are of course people who play an extremely major and vital role to these projects. There are two men who are generally regarded as simply famous, not evil, that work with government projects. These men were chosen for their ability to attract the attention of a nation and for their look of "goodness."

Jake Jabbs
In case you didn�t already know, Jake Jabbs is the founder and owner of American Furniture Warehouse. What better front for government funds? Every home has furniture, does it not? And while not all of it comes from AFW, much of it does (It is also believed that Oak Express may be in on this). Jake Jabbs� job in government funding is to help contribute to profits, and to help sway society to do so as well.

Bob Villa
Bob Villa, of course, is an actor/repairman. You�ve most certainly seen him on TV, advertising Craftsman products. And although Craftsman products do not contribute to the government, Bob Villa still plays a major role. He often comes up with new designs for AFW, and ten percent of his earnings from TV go to the government.

What Can I do?
There is not much that you can do to stop government funding (taxes) but you sure can slow it down. Obviously, you have to buy toothpaste, but don�t buy Aquafresh. You can buy RoseArt markers instead of Crayola. And tell your friends and family to do the same. If the word gets spread enough, we can slow government funding. And when the government seizes funds from new products, I will certainly notify you all.

THE ANTI-CHRIST
Although no one can say for certain, the government has already predicted the Anti-Christ and those who would try and stop it. This was done by government psychics and magicians (they are real).

Anti-Christ
The government has said (and is probably right if you think about it) that Curious George will be the Anti-Christ. The reason for this is the fact that all children know him, and all adults grew up with him. Everybody thinks he�s just a cute little guy, but his wrath will soon be known. Also know that the Smurfs will be his minions.

Opposers
Of course, there will also be those who try to stop the Anti-Christ. However, the government has said that they will all fail. The first to step up will be the entire cast of Sesame Street (except Oscar). However, on the moment of their declared rebellion, they are instantly burned alive by the Smurfs, who just can�t seemed to be stopped because they are too small.

The next to step up will be to brave (or stupid) souls. These two souls are Barney, and Steve, from Blue�s Clues. These two have no problem with the Smurfs, because Blue scares them off, and, they run in fear because they don�t want to be squashed by a 10,000 ton dinosaur. However, on their arrival to Curious George�s castle, the two are immediately wiped out by the Man in the Yellow Hat.

The Final attempt will come from the ThunderCats. The ThunderCats win an extremely easy battle with the Smurfs, and barley escape alive from the battle against the Man with the Yellow Hat. However, Curious George kills them all with thousands of small but painful paper cuts. Bummer.

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