(Detroit, Texas - Russia) Sixteenth Parallel Junkyard

Alone in the middle of a junkyard, a T280 Ford Pinto Cruiser Class Starship lies in ruins. Alone for several years, broken down after being rear-ended by a VW Bug with a Baha Kit and a Sunroof (and we mustn't forget the surfboard that decapitated the driver...)

Daggoth the Deranged Mechanic, a man hired by Jongo, has been ordered to fix up and prepare the Ford Pinto for its oncoming mission. A mission of vengeance against a school bus, its driver, and a man with wild animals running rabid through the fields of his mind.

This bus driver recklessly attacked another jeep. It all started on a sharp turn when the rear bumper of the bus latched onto the jeep, dragging it 50 feet and ripping off its fender. The bus driver then slammed on the braked and put the bus into reverse, ramming into the jeep, pushing it back into its original position.

The bus driver then gently turned the bus and sideswiped the jeep, forcing it into a passing vehicle. The bus driver then accidentally popped the clutch and smashed the jeep into yet another vehicle.

Finally, the bus driver decided that that was enough carnage for the day, and asked one of the children on the bus with Toilet Paper Virus No. 3 Class 4 Division 6 to deliver the bad news about the jeep to it owner.

When visiting the owner, the child found him with a tuna can duct taped to his nose, cleansing the inside of his aura. Upon discovering the fact that he had a visitor, the man subsequently sacrificed the child to the sun god Abu Dabu Dabi.

The second child to visit was oddly enough, sued by the man for prostitution of the wild animals that lived in the man's head. The third child was hung upside down by his left testicle from and eight foot pole in the middle of the desert and fed to the tuna fish that inhabited the man's head along with all the other animals.

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