SUBJECT: ALVARADO, Reynaldo Guadalupe
AGE: 26 Earth Years
DOB: 5-2-1972
BASE OF OPERATIONS: Denver Metro Area
OFFSPRING: 1 Female - Rhiannon Alvarado DOB: 11-29-95
OCCUPATION: Technology Analyst (AKA Tech Boy)
KNOWN ASSOCIATES: Click Here
APPEARANCE: Variable Facial Hair, Skin and Eye Color, Usually Bald, Various Tatoos. Usually Wears Gold or Silver Earings
INTERESTS: Art in a variety of Media, Computers, Games (Virtually Any type), Movies.
FAVORITE ARTISTS/BANDS: Nirvana/Foo Fighters, Garbage, Ice Cube, The Cure, Mazzy Starr, Alice in Chains, The Doors, and many more...
SUPER POWERS: Latent Telepathic and Precognitive Abilities, Technological Savant, and (Nearly) Photographic Memory. Also, Super BSing and Ultra-Laziness, Make Alvarado Extremely Dangerous.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:

Q: How often do you shave your head?
A: Depends on how lazy I am feeling, sometimes only once, sometimes every other day.

Q: Are you really evil?
A: No, to quote Jessica Rabbit, "I'm just drawn that way"

Q: Hey!! Aren't you the Bastard that (Your Accusation Goes Here)
A: Probably, but you'll never be able to prove it.